Lunchtime Spam

If you thought you were having a bad day, just check out these 3 news articles!

'I have 3 demands or I'll kill the boy!'


Negotiators assess the situation from next door


Head Negotiator dispatched


Negotiations begin

Negotiations concluded

In this country, we would block off the street, take 12 hours to talk him out of it, spend $5 million giving him a fair trial, and pay his food and lodging for life.

No wonder their products are cheaper than ours.

Not for the faint hearted

Bet that hurt……………….

Emilio Savez was critically wounded when his wife, in a fit of rage, attacked her husband with a wood axe, lodging it in his forehead. The 36 year old father of three was rushed to St.Vincent's hospital when his frantic wife called police after swinging an axe into his face.

Apparently Maria Savez caught her estranged husband in bed with the family housekeeper, and in a fit of rage ran to the garage and got a wood axe, then proceeded back to their bedroom.

Once there a struggle ensued, and Mrs. Savez ended up on top of  her husband, then swung the Axe and impaled Mr. Savez in his forehead..
Shocked surgeons spent six hours removing and  repairing the damage from the axe, and surprisingly Mr. Savez  is expected to make a full recovery.

Minor brain damage to the front temporal lobes is expected, but Mr.. Savez is expected to be able to lead a normal life once his wounds have healed.

If that isn't a HOLY SHIT, I don't know what is!!