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		<title>Medical Test</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Feb 2009 17:26:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Because I want you to get checked out to make sure you're healthy and will be around longer… MEDICAL TEST STARE INTO THE CAT'S EYES FOR 10 SECONDS. Then Scroll Down NOW STARE IN THE PUPPY'S EYES FOR 10 SECONDS... Scroll Down… Your CAT SCAN and LAB TESTS are now complete couldn't resist... ....have a [...]
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Because I want you to get checked out to make sure you're healthy and will be around longer…</p>
<p><a href="http://www.lunchtimespam.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/clip-image001.gif"><img style="display: inline" title="clip_image001" src="http://www.lunchtimespam.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/clip-image001-thumb.gif" alt="clip_image001" width="80" height="24" /></a><br />
MEDICAL TEST</p>
<p>STARE INTO THE CAT'S EYES FOR 10 SECONDS.<br />
Then Scroll Down</p>
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<p>NOW STARE IN THE PUPPY'S EYES FOR 10 SECONDS...</p>
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<p>Scroll Down…</p>
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<p>Your CAT SCAN and LAB TESTS are now complete <img src='http://www.lunchtimespam.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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<p>couldn't resist...</p>
<p>....have a GREAT Day!!!</p>
<p>Life is short!<br />
Break the rules!<br />
Forgive quickly!<br />
Kiss slowly!<br />
Love truly,<br />
Laugh uncontrollably,</p>
<p>And never regret anything that made you smile</p>
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		<title>Traffic Question</title>
		<link>http://www.lunchtimespam.com/traffic-question/2009/02/07</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Feb 2009 07:59:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; Answer the question before looking at the picture: Why men are probably more patient drivers than women! Answer this simple traffic question. Q:&#160; You are driving along a narrow two lane road with a NO PASSING sign posted, and come upon a bicycle rider. Do you follow this slow-moving bicycle rider for the next [...]
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<p>Answer the question before looking at the picture:</p>
<p>Why men are probably more patient drivers than women! Answer this simple traffic question.</p>
<p>Q:&#160; You are driving along a narrow two lane road with a NO PASSING sign posted, and come upon a bicycle rider. Do you follow this slow-moving bicycle rider for the next 2 miles, or do you break the law and pass?</p>
<p>At this point I should point out that most men <b><i>would</i></b> choose the correct answer.    </p>
<p>A:&#160; The answer is of course that you would not take an unnecessary risk but wait patiently?   </p>
<p>If you are unclear why we would choose this option view the evidence at hand…</p>
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