Lunchtime Spam

Classic – saucepan and lifejacket is good but wait until last one!!

So just to outline here – these are makeshift helmets
made by the Egyptians whilst scrapping in their current civil unrest.
I shall guide you through these pieces of registered non standard army kit:

Your classic 1979 ‘Tribottle rag’ helmet – a must in any type of combat

A late 80’s ‘boxhat’. The bloke next to him doesn’t appear too sure of its effectiveness

A renaissance period piece of brickwear teamed with a black and cream scarf. Textbook

Im not sure that tuna sarnie he is about to lob is gonna cause to much destruction.
Old skool 80’s broken bin helmet.
I personally love the fact he needs to lift it up to see –
does he spend the rest of the time walking in to things??

Textbook saucepaning with lifejacket combo. He does not take, ANY!!

I literally have no idea what this is.

And the winner by 100 miles.
This bloke is going to war with 2 baguettes strapped to his ears and a ham salad roll
sellotaped to his forehead. I’d def wanna be behind him if someone lobs a load of bricks at me.

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Nowadays a lot of people are now recieveing the equivalent of Lunchtime Spam on all kinds of mobile devices, so we thought we should too!

Feel free to text your Mobile Lunchtime Spam to 07846 890 632  (or if you are outside the UK on 0044 7846 890 632) and if it's not too inappropriate, we'll feature it on the site! SMS's will cost your carrier's standard rate.

Soon we'll also have facilities allowing you to txt friends and family content from the site too, so check back soon for updates!

Though this is mainly a site about interesting and fun emails, I have now also added a section about hoaxes and scams.

Why? Well a lot of people are still sucked into schemes and scare stories propagated by emails and there are very few places where you can actually check to see if such emails are legitimate or not.

This is my way of giving you an opportunity to verify if you are in possession of one of these fake or scamming emails before you act on it.

I hope it helps you