Lunchtime Spam » LunchtimeSpam.com http://www.lunchtimespam.com Collecting The Rubbish From Your Office Inbox Mon, 02 Jan 2012 19:42:47 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3 Lunchtime Spamfavicon.gifhttp://www.lunchtimespam.com5547Lunchtime Spam - http://www.lunchtimespam.com Crowd Control http://www.lunchtimespam.com/crowd-control/2011/02/21 http://www.lunchtimespam.com/crowd-control/2011/02/21#comments Mon, 21 Feb 2011 12:34:25 +0000 Chris http://www.lunchtimespam.com/crowd-control/2011/02/21 Classic – saucepan and lifejacket is good but wait until last one!!

So just to outline here – these are makeshift helmets
made by the Egyptians whilst scrapping in their current civil unrest.
I shall guide you through these pieces of registered non standard army kit:
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Your classic 1979 ‘Tribottle rag’ helmet – a must in any type of combat

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A late 80’s ‘boxhat’. The bloke next to him doesn’t appear too sure of its effectiveness

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A renaissance period piece of brickwear teamed with a black and cream scarf. Textbook

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Im not sure that tuna sarnie he is about to lob is gonna cause to much destruction.
Old skool 80’s broken bin helmet.
I personally love the fact he needs to lift it up to see –
does he spend the rest of the time walking in to things??

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Textbook saucepaning with lifejacket combo. He does not take, ANY!!

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I literally have no idea what this is.


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And the winner by 100 miles.
This bloke is going to war with 2 baguettes strapped to his ears and a ham salad roll
sellotaped to his forehead. I’d def wanna be behind him if someone lobs a load of bricks at me.

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Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 600 employees and has the following employee statistics:

29 have been accused of spouse abuse

7 have been arrested for fraud

9 have been accused of writing bad cheques

17 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses

3 have done time for assault

71 cannot get a credit card

14 have been arrested on drug-related charges

8 have been arrested for shop-lifting

21 are currently defendants in lawsuits

84 have been arrested for drink driving in the last year

Which organisation is this?

It's the 635 members of the House of Commons, the same  group that cranks out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us inline.

What a bunch of josser's we have running our country -  it says it all. And just to top all that they probably have the best  'corporate' pension scheme in the country.

If you agree that this is an appalling state of  affairs, please pass it on to everyone you know. It's time to stand up to this lot.

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