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FROM: MRS.MARY KOBINA GOOD DAY,

I anticipate that you read this mail quickly and let me know your opinion or willingness on this classified information that I will release to you.

Firstly, I am a happily married woman with 2 kids and therefore I would not want to jeopardize this opportunity to change my financial status that will give my family a secured future.

I am Mrs. Mary Kobina. the branch manager of the Standard Chartered Bank Of Ghana,Takoradi Branch . I got your information during my search through the Internet. I am 41 years of age and married with 2 lovely kids. It may interest you to hear that I am a woman of PEACE and don't want any problem, but I don't know how you will feel about this, but I am telling you that this is real and you are not going to regret after doing this transaction with me. I only hope we can assist each other.But If you don't want this business offer kindly forget it as I will not contact you again.

I have packaged a financial transaction that will benefit both of us, as the Regional manager of the Standard Chartered Bank Of Ghana,Takoradi Branch; It is my duty to send in a financial report to my head office in the capital city Accra-Ghana at the end of each year. On the course of the year 2010 end of year report, I discovered that my branch in which I am the Manager made Nine Million Six Hundred and Fifty Thousand Dollars [$9,650.000.00] which my head office are not aware of and they will never be aware of, Nor must they know that I am involved in this transaction.

I have since place this fund on what we call SUSPENSE OR ESCROW ACCOUNT without any beneficiary. As an officer of the bank I can not be directly connected to this money, so this informed my contacting you for us to work so that you can assist receive this money into your bank account for us to SHARE, while you will have 35% of the total fund.

Note there are practically no risk involved, it will be bank to bank transfer, all I need from you is to stand claim as the rightful depositor of this fund who made the deposit with our branch so that my Head office can order the transfer to your designated bank account. If you accept this offer to work with me, I will appreciate it very much.As soon as I receive your kind response, I will give you details on how we can achieve it successfully. Please to proceed with me in this transaction i will appreciate if you provide me this information mentioned below.

1) Full Name

2) Occupation

3) Age:

4) Telephone Number/fax

5) Your Country of Origin:

6) Sex/ Marital Status:

7) Contact Address:

Thank you in advance and bless you and your family.

Yours truly,

Mrs. Mary Kobina.

CONTACT ME.

Tel: +233 549 485 594

Fax: +233 261 775 938

EMAIL : mrs.marystandardcharteredbank@yahoo.com

THANK YOU AND GOD BLESS YOU.

Gotta to love the English in this mail:

Hello.

I think now we shall begin our dialogue. I shall try to tell in this letter more about myself.

My name is Anna.  I live and I work in it. I went to school also institute. I shall tell more about the past in the following letters. Now I work as the bookkeeper it is one of specialities which I was trained. Me my work as at us arranges very friendly collective.

I love walks on fresh air. In the summer especially I like to bathe in the river and lake. I like to look cinema and to listen to music. Frequently I listen to music in the morning when I rise.

I have no harmful habits. I do not smoke and never used drugs.

I do not use alcohol. I can use a glass fault on a holiday no more and Only in the good company. I do not know why I cannot find the person for attitudes. Probably I have not met still such person. Therefore also has addressed to the Internet.

I would like to find second half with his help. The person with which I would divide good and sad time.

The person which demands love and can give her. For the person which searches serious attitudes.

I am inclined to trust people and from for it sometimes I am is disappointed with some men.

I have a little told about myself it was a little difficult to make it.

If you have questions ask I shall try to answer them.

Tell where do you live? As whom do you work? You search the partner in a life?

I hope soon to receive your letter.

Anna!!!