Lunchtime Spam» LunchtimeSpam.com http://www.lunchtimespam.com Collecting The Rubbish From Your Office Inbox Mon, 18 Jan 2010 11:47:00 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 en hourly 1 Lunchtime Spamfavicon.gifhttp://www.lunchtimespam.com5547Lunchtime Spam - http://www.lunchtimespam.com Who needs a tool belt when you’ve got one of these…? http://www.lunchtimespam.com/who-needs-a-tool-belt-when-youve-got-one-of-these/2010/01/18 http://www.lunchtimespam.com/who-needs-a-tool-belt-when-youve-got-one-of-these/2010/01/18#comments Mon, 18 Jan 2010 11:47:00 +0000 Chris http://www.lunchtimespam.com/who-needs-a-tool-belt-when-youve-got-one-of-these/2010/01/18

Every white van should have one in the back!

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]]> http://www.lunchtimespam.com/who-needs-a-tool-belt-when-youve-got-one-of-these/2010/01/18/feed 0 Serious Test http://www.lunchtimespam.com/serious-test/2010/01/17 http://www.lunchtimespam.com/serious-test/2010/01/17#comments Sun, 17 Jan 2010 11:17:05 +0000 Chris http://www.lunchtimespam.com/serious-test/2010/01/17 Sit comfortably and be calm.

This is a serious test, not a joke…

Put your thinking process aside - i.e. put your brain in neutral gear.

1- Find the C below. Do not use any cursor help.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

2- If you have already found the C, now find the 6 below.

9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
6999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

3- Now find the N below. It's a little more difficult.

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

This is NOT a joke. If you were able to pass these 3 tests, you can cancel your annual visit to your neurologist. Your brain is great and you're far from having a close relationship with Alzheimer.

Congratulations!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oh. One more test....

Find the 44th USA President.

Well, congratulations, you're not colour blind either!

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    Complete instructions for building this device:
    http://www.instructables.com/id/The-M...
    Inspired by Claude E. Shannon's Ultimate Machine.
    Royalty free music by Kevin MacLeod

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  • As the man says – Religion IS FUN
    • ]]>     How to tell if a Catholic is driving too fast

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    Church can be hilarious!

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    The Woodpecker might have to go!

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    May your troubles be less, may your blessings be more and may nothing but happiness come through your door!

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    10 Downing Street
    London SW1

    Dear People of the United Kingdom

    Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown of the economy, your Government has decided to implement a scheme to put workers 50 years of age and older on early retirement. This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early).

    Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to the government to be eligible for the SHAFT scheme (Special Help After Forced Termination).

    Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW program (Scheme Covering Retired Early Workers). A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as the government deems appropriate.

    Only persons who have been RAPED can get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependants & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance). Obviously, persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by the government.

    Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on, will receive as much SHIT (Special High Intensity Training) as possible. The government has always prided itself in the amount of SHIT it gives out. Should you feel that you do not receive enough SHIT, please bring this to the attention of your local MP. They have been trained to give you all the SHIT you can handle.

    Sincerely,

    Gordon Brown

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