A Few Useful Phrases for 2009

Thursday, April 16th, 2009 Posted in Jokes | No Comments »

Some good ones to get around the office. * SALAD DODGER. An excellent phrase for an overweight person. * SWAMP-DONKEY A deeply unattractive person. * TESTICULATING. Waving your arms around and talking bollocks. * BLAMESTORMING. Sitting round in ... Read more..

Wives

Friday, February 13th, 2009 Posted in Jokes, Story | 1 Comment »

My Wife Puts 40 Years of Marriage into Perspective! AFTER BEING MARRIED FOR 40 YEARS, I TOOK A CAREFUL LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID, "HONEY, 40 YEARS AGO WE ... Read more..

Traffic Question

Saturday, February 7th, 2009 Posted in Jokes, Question | No Comments »

  Answer the question before looking at the picture: Why men are probably more patient drivers than women! Answer this simple traffic question. Q:  ... Read more..

Hot Weather in South Australia

Wednesday, February 4th, 2009 Posted in Cute, Images | No Comments »

It has been so hot in South Australia for over a week...40+ degrees Celsius everyday, very dry also. A guy at work lives at Maude.  His wife sent him these photos ... Read more..