Lunchtime Spam » LunchtimeSpam.com http://www.lunchtimespam.com Collecting The Rubbish From Your Office Inbox Mon, 02 Jan 2012 19:42:47 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3 Lunchtime Spamfavicon.gifhttp://www.lunchtimespam.com5547Lunchtime Spam - http://www.lunchtimespam.com Serious Test http://www.lunchtimespam.com/serious-test/2010/01/17 http://www.lunchtimespam.com/serious-test/2010/01/17#comments Sun, 17 Jan 2010 11:17:05 +0000 Chris http://www.lunchtimespam.com/serious-test/2010/01/17 Sit comfortably and be calm.

This is a serious test, not a joke…

Put your thinking process aside - i.e. put your brain in neutral gear.

1- Find the C below. Do not use any cursor help.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

2- If you have already found the C, now find the 6 below.

9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
6999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

3- Now find the N below. It's a little more difficult.

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

This is NOT a joke. If you were able to pass these 3 tests, you can cancel your annual visit to your neurologist. Your brain is great and you're far from having a close relationship with Alzheimer.

Congratulations!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oh. One more test....

Find the 44th USA President.

Well, congratulations, you're not colour blind either!

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Usually, she slept through class.

One day her teacher, a nun, called on her while she was sleeping.
"Tell me Mary Margaret, who created the universe?"

When Mary Margaret didn't stir, little Johnny, who was her friend
sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear.

"God Almighty!" shouted Mary Margaret.
The nun said," Very good" and continued teaching her class.

A little later the nun asked Mary Margaret, "Who is our Lord and
Savior?"
But Mary didn't stir from her slumber.
Once again, Johnny came to her rescue and stuck Mary Margaret in the
butt.

"Jesus Christ!!!" shouted Mary Margaret and the nun once again said,
"Very good," and Mary Margaret fell back asleep.

The nun asked her a third question... "What did Eve say to Adam after
she had her twenty-third child?"

Again, Johnny came to the rescue.
This time Mary Margaret jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that thing
in me one more time, I'll break it in half!"

...... The nun fainted.

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Answer the question before looking at the picture:

Why men are probably more patient drivers than women! Answer this simple traffic question.

Q:  You are driving along a narrow two lane road with a NO PASSING sign posted, and come upon a bicycle rider. Do you follow this slow-moving bicycle rider for the next 2 miles, or do you break the law and pass?

At this point I should point out that most men would choose the correct answer.

A:  The answer is of course that you would not take an unnecessary risk but wait patiently?

If you are unclear why we would choose this option view the evidence at hand…

ATT3

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You KNOW it's been infected with some crap!

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