Lunchtime Spam» LunchtimeSpam.com http://www.lunchtimespam.com Collecting The Rubbish From Your Office Inbox Mon, 18 Jan 2010 11:47:00 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 Lunchtime Spamfavicon.gifhttp://www.lunchtimespam.com5547Lunchtime Spam - http://www.lunchtimespam.com The Queen Is Indian! http://www.lunchtimespam.com/the-queen-is-indian/2009/02/20 http://www.lunchtimespam.com/the-queen-is-indian/2009/02/20#comments Fri, 20 Feb 2009 13:28:06 +0000 Chris http://www.lunchtimespam.com/the-queen-is-indian/2009/02/20  

Something to laugh about to keep our spirits in mid of all the bad news on the economic front!

 

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  • Serious Test
    • ]]>     Because I want you to get checked out to make sure you're healthy and will be around longer…

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    MEDICAL TEST

    STARE INTO THE CAT'S EYES FOR 10 SECONDS.
    Then Scroll Down

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    NOW STARE IN THE PUPPY'S EYES FOR 10 SECONDS...

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    Scroll Down…

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    Your CAT SCAN and LAB TESTS are now complete :)

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    couldn't resist...

    ....have a GREAT Day!!!

    Life is short!
    Break the rules!
    Forgive quickly!
    Kiss slowly!
    Love truly,
    Laugh uncontrollably,

    And never regret anything that made you smile

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    ]]>     http://www.lunchtimespam.com/medical-test/2009/02/18/feed 0     The Hormone Guide http://www.lunchtimespam.com/the-hormone-guide/2009/02/04 http://www.lunchtimespam.com/the-hormone-guide/2009/02/04#comments Wed, 04 Feb 2009 17:49:29 +0000 Chris http://www.lunchtimespam.com/the-hormone-guide/2009/02/04 Women will understand this!

    Men should memorise it!

    Every woman knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!


    DANGEROUS
    SAFER
    SAFEST
    ULTRA  SAFE
    What's for
    dinner?    		 Can I help you
    with dinner?    		 Where would you like
    to go for dinner?    		 Here, have some wine.
    Are you
    wearing that?    		 Wow, you sure
    look good in brown!    		 WOW! Look at you! Here, have some wine
    What are you
    so worked up about?    		 Could we be
    overreacting?    		 Here's my paycheck. Here, have some wine.
    Should you be
    eating that?    		 You know, there are
    a lot of apples left.    		 Can I get you a piece
    of chocolate with that?    		 Here, have some wine.
    What did you
    DO all day?    		 I hope you didn't
    over-do it today.    		 I've always loved you
    in that robe!    		 Here, have some wine.


    Thirteen Things PMS Stands For:

    1. Pass My Shotgun
    2. Psychotic Mood Shift
    3. Perpetual Munching Spree
    4. Puffy Mid-Section
    5. People Make me Sick
    6. Provide Me with Sweets
    7. Pardon My Sobbing
    8. Pimples May Surface
    9. Pass My Sweat pants
    10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
    11. Plainly; Men Suck
    12. Pack My Stuff

      and my       favourite one :

    13. Potential Murder Suspect


    Forward this  information to all of your hormonal friends and those who might need a good  laugh...

    and men who need a  warning.

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