Lunchtime Spam » LunchtimeSpam.com http://www.lunchtimespam.com Collecting The Rubbish From Your Office Inbox Mon, 02 Jan 2012 19:42:47 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3 Lunchtime Spamfavicon.gifhttp://www.lunchtimespam.com5547Lunchtime Spam - http://www.lunchtimespam.com The credit crunch… http://www.lunchtimespam.com/the-credit-crunch/2009/03/03 http://www.lunchtimespam.com/the-credit-crunch/2009/03/03#comments Tue, 03 Mar 2009 13:53:00 +0000 Chris http://www.lunchtimespam.com/the-credit-crunch/2009/02/28  

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When the bubble bursts: The shampoo that Eva Longoria won't be endorsing

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Burger Queen: Do you want fries with that?

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Who wants to be a motorist? The £1million question

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All aboard: Cost-cutting rail bosses take their inspiration from India

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Wossy's green room: Can you spare £18million for a cup of tea, guvnor?

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It'll be a knockout: London decides to host the 2012 five-ring circus

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The new Apple iPhone: The sound is a bit tinny

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Windows 2010: Technology with the write stuff

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Down a gear: Jeremy Clarkson drives a bargain

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]]> http://www.lunchtimespam.com/the-credit-crunch/2009/03/03/feed 0 Turner Brown http://www.lunchtimespam.com/turner-brown/2009/02/09 http://www.lunchtimespam.com/turner-brown/2009/02/09#comments Mon, 09 Feb 2009 11:56:09 +0000 Chris http://www.lunchtimespam.com/?p=426 A skinny little white guy gets into an elevator, looks up and sees this
HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy
staring at him, looks down, and says:

'7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch
dick, 3 pound testicles, Turner Brown.'

The white man faints and falls to the floor.
The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him.
The big guy says: 'What's wrong with you?'
In a weak voice the little guy says,

'What EXACTLY did you say to me?'
The big dude says: 'I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you
the answers to the questions everyone always asks me.

I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch dick, my testicles weigh

3 pounds each and my name is Turner Brown.'

The small guy says: 'Turner Brown. . . ..  Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, 'turn around'.

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]]> http://www.lunchtimespam.com/turner-brown/2009/02/09/feed 0 Traffic Question http://www.lunchtimespam.com/traffic-question/2009/02/07 http://www.lunchtimespam.com/traffic-question/2009/02/07#comments Sat, 07 Feb 2009 07:59:00 +0000 Chris http://www.lunchtimespam.com/traffic-question/2009/02/07  

Answer the question before looking at the picture:

Why men are probably more patient drivers than women! Answer this simple traffic question.

Q:  You are driving along a narrow two lane road with a NO PASSING sign posted, and come upon a bicycle rider. Do you follow this slow-moving bicycle rider for the next 2 miles, or do you break the law and pass?

At this point I should point out that most men would choose the correct answer.

A:  The answer is of course that you would not take an unnecessary risk but wait patiently?

If you are unclear why we would choose this option view the evidence at hand…

ATT3

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