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		<title>FACEBOOK IS BAD!!!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Feb 2009 13:47:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
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From: Kyle Doyle 
Sent: Wednesday, 27 August 2008 9:55 a.m.
To: Niresh Regmi
Subject: RE: Absence on Thursday 21st 2008
HAHAHA LMAO epic fail
No worries man
Regards,
Kyle Doyle
Resolutions Expert - Technical

From: Niresh Regmi
Sent: Wednesday, 27 August 2008 9:50 a.m.
To: Kyle Doyle
Subject: RE: Absence on Thursday 21st 2008
Hi Kyle,
I believe the [...]


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<strong>F</strong><strong>r</strong><strong>om:</strong> Kyle Doyle <strong><br />
Sent:</strong> Wednesday, 27 August 2008 9:55 a.m.<strong><br />
To:</strong> Niresh Regmi<strong><br />
Subject:</strong> RE: Absence on Thursday 21<sup>st</sup> 2008<br />
<span style="color: #ff0000;">HAHAHA LMAO epic fail<br />
No worries man<br />
Regards,</span><strong><br />
Kyle Doyle</strong><br />
Resolutions Expert - Technical</p>
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From:</strong> Niresh Regmi<strong><br />
Sent:</strong> Wednesday, 27 August 2008 9:50 a.m.<strong><br />
To:</strong> Kyle Doyle<strong><br />
Subject:</strong> RE: Absence on Thursday 21<sup>st</sup> 2008<br />
<span style="color: #ff0000;">Hi Kyle,<br />
I believe the proof that you are after is below<br />
</span><a href="http://www.lunchtimespam.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/clip-image0014.jpg"><img style="border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; display: inline; border-left: 0px; border-bottom: 0px" title="clip_image001" src="http://www.lunchtimespam.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/clip-image001-thumb4.jpg" border="0" alt="clip_image001" width="517" height="209" /></a><strong><br />
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<strong>NIRESH REGMI</strong> <strong><br />
Real Time Manager, Workforce Operations</strong> <strong><br />
Ground Floor, 30 Ross Street, Glebe, NSW, 2037</strong> <strong><br />
T: +61 2 9009 1329 Extn:61329<br />
F: + 61 2 9009 1734</strong><br />
W: <a href="http://www.aapt.com.au/">www.aapt.com.au</a><br />
E: <a href="mailto:niresh.regmi@aapt.com.au">niresh.regmi@aapt.com.au</a><br />
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From:</strong> Kyle Doyle <strong><br />
Sent:</strong> Wednesday, 27 August 2008 9:43 a.m.<strong><br />
To:</strong> Niresh Regmi<strong><br />
Subject:</strong> RE: Absence on Thursday 21<sup>st</sup> 2008<br />
<span style="color: #ff0000;">Hi Niresh,<br />
My leave was due to medical reasons, so you cannot deny leave based on a line manager’s discretion, with no proof, please process leave as requested.<br />
Thanks</span><br />
Regards,<strong><br />
Kyle Doyle</strong><br />
Resolutions Expert - Technical</p>
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From:</strong> Niresh Regmi<strong><br />
Sent:</strong> Wednesday, 27 August 2008 9:39 a.m.<strong><br />
To:</strong> Kyle Doyle<strong><br />
Subject:</strong> RE: Absence on Thursday 21<sup>st</sup> 2008<br />
<span style="color: #ff0000;">Hi Kyle,<br />
Usually that is the case, as per your contract. However please note that leave during these occasions is only granted for genuine medical reasons. You line manager has determined that your leave was not due to medical reasons and as such we cannot grant leave on this occasion.</span> <strong><br />
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<strong>NIRESH REGMI</strong> <strong><br />
Real Time Manager, Workforce Operations</strong> <strong><br />
Ground Floor, 30 Ross Street, Glebe, NSW, 2037</strong> <strong><br />
T: +61 2 9009 1329 Extn:61329<br />
F: + 61 2 9009 1734</strong><br />
W: <a href="http://www.aapt.com.au/">www.aapt.com.au</a><br />
E: <a href="mailto:niresh.regmi@aapt.com.au">niresh.regmi@aapt.com.au</a><br />
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From:</strong> Kyle Doyle <strong><br />
Sent:</strong> Wednesday, 27 August 2008 9:38 a.m.<strong><br />
To:</strong> Niresh Regmi<strong><br />
Subject:</strong> RE: Absence on Thursday 21<sup>st</sup> 2008<br />
<span style="color: #ff0000;">Niresh,<br />
1 day leave absences do not require a medical certificate as stated in my contract, provided I have stated that I am on leave for medical reasons.<br />
Thanks</span><br />
Regards,<strong><br />
Kyle Doyle</strong><br />
Resolutions Expert - Technical</p>
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From:</strong> Niresh Regmi<strong><br />
Sent:</strong> Wednesday, 27 August 2008 9:35 a.m.<strong><br />
To:</strong> Kyle Doyle<strong><br />
Subject:</strong> Absence on Thursday 21<sup>st</sup> 2008<br />
<span style="color: #ff0000;">Hi Kyle,<br />
Please provide a medical certificate stating a valid reason for your sick leave on Thursday 21<sup>st</sup> 2008.<br />
Thank You</span> <strong><br />
NIRESH REGMI</strong> <strong><br />
Real Time Manager, Workforce Operations</strong> <strong><br />
Ground Floor, 30 Ross Street, Glebe, NSW, 2037</strong> <strong><br />
T: +61 2 9009 1329 Extn:61329<br />
F: + 61 2 9009 1734</strong><br />
W: <a href="http://www.aapt.com.au/">www.aapt.com.au</a><br />
E: <a href="mailto:niresh.regmi@aapt.com.au">niresh.regmi@aapt.com.au</a></p>


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		<title>Kidnapper &amp; Chinese Release Negotiations</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Feb 2009 17:09:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
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'I have 3 demands or I'll kill the boy!'


Negotiators assess the situation from next door


Head Negotiator dispatched


Negotiations begin

Negotiations concluded


In this country, we would block off the street, take 12 hours to talk him out of it, spend $5 million giving him a fair trial, and pay his food and lodging for life.

No wonder their products [...]


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<strong>'I have 3 demands or I'll kill the boy!'<br />
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<strong>Negotiators assess the situation from next door<br />
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<strong>Head Negotiator dispatched<br />
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<strong>Negotiations begin</strong><br />
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<p><strong>Negotiations concluded</strong><br />
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<p><strong>In this country, we would block off the street, take 12 hours to talk him out of it, spend $5 million giving him a fair trial, and pay his food and lodging for life.</strong><br />
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<p><strong>No wonder their products are cheaper than ours.</strong></p>
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		<title>Hot Weather in South Australia</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Feb 2009 17:37:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It has been so hot in South Australia for over a week...40+ degrees Celsius everyday, very dry also.
A guy at work lives at Maude.  His wife sent him these photos of a little Koala which just walked into the back porch looking for a bit of heat relief.  She filled up a bucket and this [...]


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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It has been so hot in South Australia for over a week...40+ degrees Celsius everyday, very dry also.</p>
<p>A guy at work lives at Maude.  His wife sent him these photos of a little Koala which just walked into the back porch looking for a bit of heat relief.  She filled up a bucket and this is what happened!</p>
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