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		<title>New Hoaxes and Scams Section</title>
		<link>http://www.lunchtimespam.com/new-hoaxes-and-scams-section/2009/02/07</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Feb 2009 15:47:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[email]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[emails]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hoaxes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[possession]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[scams]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[scare stories]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[spam]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Though this is mainly a site about interesting and fun emails, I have now also added a section about hoaxes and scams.
Why? Well a lot of people are still sucked into schemes and scare stories propagated by emails and there are very few places where you can actually check to see if such emails are [...]


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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Though this is mainly a site about interesting and fun emails, I have now also added a section about hoaxes and scams.</p>
<p>Why? Well a lot of people are still sucked into schemes and scare stories propagated by emails and there are very few places where you can actually check to see if such emails are legitimate or not.</p>
<p>This is my way of giving you an opportunity to verify if you are in possession of one of these fake or scamming emails before you act on it.</p>
<p>I hope it helps you <img src='http://www.lunchtimespam.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>


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		<title>A SHORT LOVE STORY</title>
		<link>http://www.lunchtimespam.com/a-short-love-story/2009/01/13</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Jan 2009 11:00:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Jokes]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[marriage]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[train]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A man and a woman who had never met before,
but who were both married to other people,
found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train.


Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room,
they  were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in  the lower.
At 1:00 [...]


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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A man and a woman who had never met before,</p>
<p>but who were both <span style="text-decoration: underline;">married to other people,</span></p>
<p>found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.lunchtimespam.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/att00038.gif"><img style="border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; border-left: 0px; border-bottom: 0px" src="http://www.lunchtimespam.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/att00038-thumb.gif" border="0" alt="ATT00038" width="244" height="53" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.lunchtimespam.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/att00041.jpg"><img style="border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; border-left: 0px; border-bottom: 0px" src="http://www.lunchtimespam.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/att00041-thumb.jpg" border="0" alt="ATT00041" width="228" height="244" /></a></p>
<p>Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room,</p>
<p>they  were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in  the lower.</p>
<p>At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,..........   'Ma'am,</p>
<p>I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet  to get me a second blanket?</p>
<p>I'm awfully cold.'</p>
<p>'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight,...... let's pretend that we're married.'</p>
<p>'Wow!...................... That's a great idea!', he exclaimed.</p>
<p>'Good,' she replied. .............'Get your own fucking blanket.'</p>
<p>After a moment of silence, ......................he farted.</p>
<p>The End</p>


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		<title>It&#8217;s in the water!</title>
		<link>http://www.lunchtimespam.com/its-in-the-water/2009/01/11</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Jan 2009 11:44:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Jokes]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[animals]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[crocodile]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Funny]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[joint]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[koala]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[lizard]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A koala was sitting in a gum tree...... smoking a joint 
 

when a little lizard walked past, looked up and said, 

'Hey Koala! What are you doing?' 

 

The koala said, 'Smoking a joint, come up and have some.' 

So the little lizard climbed up and sat next to the koala where they enjoyed [...]


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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>A koala was sitting in a gum tree...... smoking a joint </strong></p>
<p><strong><a href="http://www.lunchtimespam.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/2-image1.jpg"><img style="border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; border-left: 0px; border-bottom: 0px" src="http://www.lunchtimespam.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/2-image1-thumb.jpg" border="0" alt="2_image1" width="244" height="208" /></a> </strong></p>
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<p><strong>when a little lizard walked past, looked up and said, </strong></p>
<p><strong></strong></p>
<p><strong>'Hey Koala! What are you doing?' </strong></p>
<p><strong></strong></p>
<p><strong><a href="http://www.lunchtimespam.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/3-image2.jpg"><img style="border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; border-left: 0px; border-bottom: 0px" src="http://www.lunchtimespam.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/3-image2-thumb.jpg" border="0" alt="3_image2" width="146" height="98" /></a> </strong></p>
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<p><strong>The koala said, 'Smoking a joint, come up and have some.' </strong></p>
<p><strong></strong></p>
<p><strong>So the little lizard climbed up and sat next to the koala </strong><strong>where they enjoyed a few joints. </strong></p>
<p><strong></strong></p>
<p><strong>After a while the little lizard said that his mouth was 'dry' </strong><strong>and that he was going to get a drink from the river. </strong></p>
<p><strong></strong></p>
<p><strong>The little lizard was so stoned that he leaned too far </strong><strong>over and fell into the river.<br />
</strong></p>
<p><strong>A crocodile saw this and swam over to the little lizard and </strong></p>
<p><strong>helped him to the side.  Then he asked the little lizard, </strong></p>
<p><strong>'What's the matter with you?' </strong></p>
<p><strong>The little lizard explained to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.<br />
</strong></p>
<p><strong>The crocodile said that he had to check this out and walked into the rain forest, found the tree where the koala was sitting finishing a joint.  The crocodile looked up and said, </strong></p>
<p><strong>'Hey you!' </strong></p>
<p><strong><a href="http://www.lunchtimespam.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/4-image3.jpg"><img style="border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; border-left: 0px; border-bottom: 0px" src="http://www.lunchtimespam.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/4-image3-thumb.jpg" border="0" alt="4_image3" width="244" height="166" /></a> </strong></p>
<p><strong>So the koala looked down at him and said, </strong></p>
<p><strong><a href="http://www.lunchtimespam.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/5-image4.jpg"><img style="border-right: 0px; border-top: 0px; border-left: 0px; border-bottom: 0px" src="http://www.lunchtimespam.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/5-image4-thumb.jpg" border="0" alt="5_image4" width="244" height="164" /></a> </strong></p>
<p><strong>'Shiiiiiiiiiiit dude.....<br />
How much water did you drink?!!' </strong></p>


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